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مُساهمةموضوع: مقابلة صحفية مع مواطن مصري   الثلاثاء أبريل 08, 2008 11:37 pm

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A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about life in Egypt, so they
send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt. When she arrives in Cairo she picks a random guy, and starts her interview as
follows:

Reporter : Hi

Egyptian : Hiyian
Reporter : Do u speak English

Egyptian : Berfect

Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u

Egyptian : No, I dont have a mind

Reporter : What's your name?

Egyptian : Taha

Reporter : Sex?

Taha: I love it

Reporter : oh no, I meant male or female?

Taha (yelling) : what do u sink?

Reporter : it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....

Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want

Reporte r: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do
u find life here in Egypt?

Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice
food..byramidz

Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what
else do u like in ur country?

Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter : DO YOU WORK?

Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?

Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za
guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za
mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt?

Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter : I mean..how do u deal with money problems in
egypt?

Taha: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of
cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter : So do u make a lot of money?

Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend
i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..

Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country..
do u have a lot of money?

Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink
Alhamdulelah?

Reporter : Then where does all the money go?

Taha: Guvurment

Reporter : And what does the government do with the money?

Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make
all streets one way

Reporter : well , Ok...Do u vote?

Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter : Do u choose your president

Taha: Mubarak?

Reporter : yes

Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give
him my voice

Reporter : Why him?

Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za
leadar airoplane

Reporter : But there r no wars right now

Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have
a very good airoplane in it

Reporter : what about the last 26 years?

Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and I
drive taxi

Reporter : No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the
last 26 years?

Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make
all streets one way

Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds

Reporter : I never said i will pay u for this

Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi???!!!!
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مُساهمةموضوع: رد: مقابلة صحفية مع مواطن مصري   الخميس مايو 08, 2008 7:29 pm

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